Every other Tuesday is recycling collection day in Calstock. Now don’t get me wrong I think recycling is a brilliant idea but when I look at the state of my recycling bags/boxes/trucks I wonder just when schools are going to start giving lessons in how to flatpack everything because my instructions sure as shit don’t seem to be getting through to my kids and I spend ages going through the cardboard stuff flatpacking and uncrumpling it to make it fit better. Needless to say I’m ranting the whole time and perfecting my mastery of the profane(doesn’t the gas man deliver that in big cylinders?)
Buggerit!
